Today, pagan Gaia worship reaches its annual pinnacle. Millions of school children will "celebrate Mother Nature on the holiday that has been set aside for her" by making craft projects and chanting "reduce, reuse, recycle." A few members of the Religion of Earth Savers will be interviewed on TV bewailing Climate Change. (A few years ago, it was Global Warming. Within my lifetime it was Global Cooling.)
Every year, I mark (not celebrate) this day. Previously, I have made a canvas tote bag emblazoned with "Vegetarians are eating the Rainforest," burned an empty plastic bottled in the front yard, ate about a pound of meat for breakfast (eggs, steak, bacon, sausage - and a belly ache that was totally worth it), and chopped down a tree. This year, I will be setting traps for the bastard bunnies who try to eat up my garden.
Every year, I mark (not celebrate) this day. Previously, I have made a canvas tote bag emblazoned with "Vegetarians are eating the Rainforest," burned an empty plastic bottled in the front yard, ate about a pound of meat for breakfast (eggs, steak, bacon, sausage - and a belly ache that was totally worth it), and chopped down a tree. This year, I will be setting traps for the bastard bunnies who try to eat up my garden.
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